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Tuesday, October 18, 2005

no more ads

greetingz
I have removed ads from my page. I made next to nothing money from ads (not so popular blog :) ) and lots of stuff like "support our troops" came as links. I don't support any troops.
I am also thinking about changing my post subjects. I actually wrote just weird stuff because I thought that was all I could write about in english. Now I am thinking on writing some about current political issues at least weekly. Those posts will be italic. No pic or link, just comments. I apoligize from the beginning about the grammar mistakes, word misuses and so (english is not my mother lang.) . In addition I will continue to post weird stuff (nonsenses) happening in Turkey and World. Other stuff may pop up randomly.

Monday, October 17, 2005

I hate baby pictures!

They are on forum avatars, email forwards, blogs, walls. They are very small. Some are held inside a hand on the pictures. They are not cute, lovable, sweet... They look like pink poo. Please don't take photos of babies 'till they are 3 months old...please! If you take please don't share them. oargh

Sunday, October 16, 2005

my banner

I finally made a banner for my site! I finally designed a banner for 1001 nonsense using GIMP. Better than nothing. I would very much appreciate any comments.
It was my first use of GIMP. After crashing windows I logged on Fedora Core to write a mail. I looked at GIMP and the banner stuf came to my mind. 15 minutes and the banner is ready.

Andy Warhol? No I don't know him...

Saturday, October 15, 2005

how to use time effectively? I don't know, but here is a way to waste it!

online games...I used to play some Quake, Red Alert, Unreal, Starcraft, Diablo, MUDs vs online when I was in high school. I can't sit on a game more than an hour or so but when playing online I can't count the hours passing! I restarted playing online last year. I gave up again after 100s of wasted hours.

turks don't have the habit of paying for software. I played anarchy online during last spring and ogame during last summer a lot(by this I mean really really a lot). They are still free. Anarchy Online is a sci-fi mmorpg and ogame is a browser based strategy game. I gave up my bad habit finally but it doesn't prevent me to show you this link :p. They are there to waste your time...

FREE ONLINE GAMES!

Friday, October 14, 2005

If you vote for us...we will change your tyres!

the new pro-tyre party of Turkey and its leader.


In the photo he is giving a speech behind The Holy Tyre, the spiritual leader of the party.

Exorcism Students are Shivering (with Anticipation) on their First Day

From Reuters:

Everyone wants to be like a movie hero one day when he is a child. The boys who watch Exorcism can accomplish their childhood wishes in Vatican now.


It was the first day of school, so some students were understandably nervous. But then again, they were not taking just any course, but one run by a Vatican university to teach aspiring demonologists and exorcists.

"There is no doubt that the devil is intervening more in the life of man these days," Father Paolo Scarafoni told the students, most of them priests who want to learn how to tackle the demon if they should ever encounter him.

"Not all of you will become exorcists but it is indispensable that every priest knows how to discern between demonic possession and psychological problems," he said.

The four-month course, called "Exorcism and the Prayer of Liberation," is being offered for the second year by Pontifical Regina Apostolorum University on Rome's outskirts.

new template

Today I looked for a 3 colums template instead of the standart 2 column ones. Thanks to Thur's Templates I have a neat looking 3 column template now. It has all the features I want. It is simple, easy to customize. Cool and even I (considering I am a beginner in these web issues) can understand the basics of it and the most important of it it uses the screen more effectively.

cheers to Thur Broeders!

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

shock news!! the smurfs were carpet-bombed..

After all his evil plots had failed, Gargamel joined hands with Darth Sidious (aka Pope) and George W. Bush to end the peaceful lifes of our little friends.


The smurf village was carpet-bombed by F-somethings for hours. The panic is great in the smurf village. The remaining smurfs formed the SLA (smurf liberation army) and went underground.

1001nonsense called the key actors of the recent bombings :

GWB: God sent me orders to bomb them. I had to do that.
Darth Sidious (aka Pope (aka new God)): Power! Unlimited Power!
Gargamel : No smurf flesh left...This was not what I intended.
Oil Companies (aka old God) : We hate dark side.


Actually this was part of a campaign by UNICEF to increase the awareness about the terrors of war in Belgium.

I would write something serious about it but:

a)I am too sleepy
b)zZZzZzZzZ...

mystery in Chile !

A mysterious image of a priest holding a child has appeared "mysteriously" on a church wall in Chile


Tons of visitors are hoarding the church to see the miracle.

more info

A local citizen claimed the wall-art was made by the owners of the gift-shop and hotel which happen to stand next to the church. Another said it can be a protest against the child molestations in the catholic churches.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

hobbits exist !

cnn reports:

A jaw of hobbit-like creature was found on an island (Flores) near Australia. The remains are around 12.000 years old.

Lord of the Rings films were filmed in New Zealand : filmset >> artificial hobbit jaws >> falls to sea >> damaged (to look like 12000 years old >> currents throw it to Fiores >> scientists arrive to Flores after many local reports of hobbit, elf and orc skulls found on the shores >> Tolkien's texts are critically "re-read" by maniacs

No this can't be
maybe like this :

ancient indonesia >> you must be tall because it is believed when you are tall you are nearer to heavens >> shortness is a curse >> hunger, disasters happen lots of people die >> elders think >> reason is short people! >> let's send tham to an island >> Flores...hmm fine choice >> people are sent to Flores by ships >> they live peacefully there for hundred of years >> new job opportunites in 19th century! >> they spread to circuses around the world

In parallel quantum universes, everything is possible :P....

A piercing + a piercing + a piercing.......+ a piercing

This photo alone can be used against evolution theory. What is this creature?



Image taken from this excellent blog.

lg Nobel goes to...

Reuters : The inventor of artificial testicles for dogs, Nigerian Internet scammers and a team that calculated the pressures created when penguins shit won Ig Nobel prizes for 2005 on Thursday.
The spoof prizes, awarded by the science humor magazine Annals of Improbable Research, are presented at a ceremony in Cambridge, Massachusetts, where the winners must try to explain their work in a minute or less.



Here is the winner in physics. Seems like Einstein? Maybe more like his left testicle...

Monday, October 10, 2005

First man on the moon

From wikipedia :

400 years before Armstrong this funny guy sold his soul to devil and went to moon.


On the pic you can see from his face that with sorcery everything is easier than science. Hahaha...it was so easy for me :)

ps : pan means sir in polish.

more info :> here

2 old school Games / day

Here can be found 2 old school (mostly arcade) games listed per day. If you want to kill time lots of murderers can be found on the links..

google motto ( 300 years left to accomplish it)

you know the famous google motto : We index World's information (or something like that :p)

In slashdot it is recently reported; During a conference someone asked google's CEO about when this task will be completed.

The answer is : 300 years. They made calculations bla bla and think 300 years will be enough for indexing all information on the world

One can view this from the perspective of Kurt Gödel's Theorem of Incompleteness but I am too sleepy for that now.

This answer reminds me of Douglas Adams and his (or his suprahyperultra intelligent computer's) famous answer to the ultimate question of life, universe, everything : 42

google graphics search

what do you see when you search for your name in google?

I just see cars and islands...

End of Darwin's Theory

Human evolved...until photoshop!

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Ugly Secrets!

Evil relationships between Pope, Darth Sidious and the infamous Young Ancestor have been found.


Darth Sidious was thought to be killed by Darth Wader but our hopes were falsified by his new job as the head of catholic christians. Further clues point to the ties between scientology and the dark side.

The secret call to the dark side to reunite was made by the well known Pink Floyd album Dark Side of the Moon (Darth Waters, Darth Gilmour).

more news about these ties soon...

The Nameless One

My cat... He is about 15 months old. . He doesn't have a name (or can be called the nameless one :) ). Naming is for humans and I don't name animals (or I am too lazy)

Saturday, October 08, 2005

More photos by Fiery!

Due to great demand I'm sending another 2 photos by our amateur photographer Fiery. First photo is taken from Bogazici University campus.
Kadikoy

Friday, October 07, 2005

More News about The Young Ancestor and his Deadly Threats

I am still at my bomb shelter at Sapanca.(actually i am not in Sapanca just faking for security :P)

Today the shocking threats by the Young Ancestor continued.

Today's notorious mail :


I found your home address and I am comin' to cut your throat and your pathetic being will end soon including your nonsense Blog site.

Your death shall be beautiful, like the falling snow, like the face of clouds before a tempest, like the mountaineers climbing K2, it will be a photographic death with images fading away.

Je vais te tuer et finir ta pathétique entité inclus ton blog site. Il n'y a rien tu peux faire!!!!

I will kill your being and your spirit will cry saying ' Together we stand divided we fall'

Scientologic Mark


I found that this fierce character The Young Ancestor is actually working at one of the leading pharmaceutical companies in Turkey. Of course he is just working there to cover his secret underground works.

I found out that he is not just the leading figure of the cult at Turkey but all middle east. Yesterday he was seen with the leader of Jordan section with the cult near Mecidiyekoy.

Is meat murder?

You know Smiths? The band from eighties... a singer with a sad voice? They got a song (in an album with the same title..) Meat is Murder.

Do you want to test your diet? Are you an omnivore, a herbivore or a carnivore? The test is like this : You listen the song Meat is murder ->

1. You cried all day and gave up eating meat and set up your mind as a militant vegie : You are herbivore..

2. A few tears fell down your cheeks and you didn't eat meat for a day or two. Than returned to your old habits in a week. : You are omnivore..

3. You laughed ( evilly >:) ) and returned chewing your hotwings : You are carnivore..


ps : I am omnivore.
ps2 : My agents confirmed that the notorious secret master of Scientologist cult of Turkey who is chasing me relentlessly in Istanbul is carnivore :(.
ps3 : Do you remember IBM PS/2? :P
ps4 : By the way Sony Play Station 3 will be out soon. I don't care! I love my PC.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

my life is in DaNGeR !?

I am writing this post from a bomb shelter in Sapanca.

Today i found a terrible mail in my inbox. I am in great panic now. It seems my comments about scientology angered the great scientific community. I don't want to end up like these people.

Here is the notorious mail's full text :

This mail comes from a secret web site intended to search for your history and prepare your slow death!!!!

Scientology is our Mother Gaia and you are entering our domain by your puny comments. Bloggers like you will pay for this kind of audaciousness and arrogance.
You will pay for this believe me !!!!

You live in Turkey, in Bosphorus Area in Istanbul, we understood it from your dummy friends' photos or anyway if he is real not dummy we will kill you both.

Scientologic MARK


I searched all day for the sender of this mail and found that it was probably sent by the leader of turkish scientific community codenamed The Young Ancestor


More to come...