Ugly Secrets!

Evil relationships between Pope, Darth Sidious and the infamous Young Ancestor have been found. Darth Sidious was thought to be killed by Darth Wader but our hopes were falsified by his new job as the head of catholic christians. Further clues point to the ties between scientology and the dark side. The secret call to the dark side to reunite was made by the well known Pink Floyd album Dark Side of the Moon (Darth Waters, Darth Gilmour). more news about these ties soon...