hobbits exist !

cnn reports: A jaw of hobbit-like creature was found on an island (Flores) near Australia. The remains are around 12.000 years old. Lord of the Rings films were filmed in New Zealand : filmset >> artificial hobbit jaws >> falls to sea >> damaged (to look like 12000 years old >> currents throw it to Fiores >> scientists arrive to Flores after many local reports of hobbit, elf and orc skulls found on the shores >> Tolkien's texts are critically "re-read" by maniacs No this can't be maybe like this : ancient indonesia >> you must be tall because it is believed when you are tall you are nearer to heavens >> shortness is a curse >> hunger, disasters happen lots of people die >> elders think >> reason is short people! >> let's send tham to an island >> Flores...hmm fine choice >> people are sent to Flores by ships >> they live peacefully there for hundred of years >> new job opportunites in 19th century! >> they spread to circuses around the world In parallel quantum universes, everything is possible :P....